Q-I don't ever remember reading about a Greek Goddess of Men's Facial Hair™ in school A-There are many lesser known Greek Deities. There would not be enough time in the school year to devote the proper attention to the study of us. . .I mean. . .them. . . all.
Q-Greek Gods and Goddess aren't real people. A-Come face rub me and you'll find out if I am real or not
Q-What is a "face rubbin"? A-When a gentleman with any type of facial hair (scruff/5 o'clock shadow included) gently rubs it on the facial cheek of a lady. A "neck rubbin" is the same concept, but is performed upon a lady's neck. This is more 'dangerous' and should only be indulged in with extreme caution as lips have a tendency to wander and perform other actions that close to a lovely lady's neck
Q-What is the big deal about men's facial hair? A-If you had ever had it properly rubbed upon your face you wouldn't have to ask.
Q-I am a man. That is just gross. A-Then clearly you have not mastered the art of properly rubbing YOUR facial hair on a woman's face, or you would not think so.
Q-Do you really think you are a goddess? A-Come face rub me and then see if you need to ask about my goddesshood